Rain taps against the tavern shutters as you step inside.
You're late. Two bandits stole the king's map over three hours ago.
They fled north, up into the woods.
If they can read that map, we're all in trouble.
Hey, no need for fear. Once I track those bandits down, they're gonna pay!
You rush out the door eager to prove yourself on your first assignment.
Meanwhile, Deep in the woods, the bandit queen snarls.
I swear we've walked past that exact tree 5 times already.
Hey, why are we walking in circles?
Oh hush now we're not lost. We're actually following the map perfectly.
Really? Then why are all the words on it upside down!
Oh well the map is simply, well?
It's upside down on purpose, You see?
alright, hand it over. I'm the one in charge of the map from now on.